Do you fear me?
Yes you are truly scary and evil and I have lived under my desk ever since I have known you
Im going to keep being nice to you, it's just safer
You really need to work on the torturing still, the screams just aren't loud enough
Bless your frilly cotton underwear aren't you sweet!
Given your answer above, are you still alive?
Being eaten is quite liberating and there still seems to be internet
Ooh I seem to be strapped over a roaring fire, it's quite hot actually...
I have just possibly moved down the To Eat list a few places, phew
Im still under my desk, nah nah you can't find me!